Orlando's Greatest Living Performance Artist Needs A Bicycle

Many of you know or more likely know of Brian Feldman, Orlando's greatest living performance artist. He's gained fame by bringing pillow fighting to Orlando, jumping three hundred and sixty six times for leap year, sleep walking, riding the Lynx, sitting in Ikea, txt and fax.

He may seem like the guy who has everything, but he does lack something. Transportation. He needs a bicycle. He's had bikes stolen, run over etc.. Now he is bikeless (his favored form of transport). A great performance artist can't risk being late for his own performance, unless that's the performance.

I'm putting a plea out to the extended community to donate a bicycle to Brian Feldman. It doesn't have to be the hippest bike, but it should be a comfortable ride , and if it is aesthetically appealing, all the better. I'm hoping to get enough of a response that Brian has a choice. You can email bike@brianfeldman.com and maybe send a picture of the bike or a brief anecdote. If you want to throw in a light, lock or something like that, that would be cool.